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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?

No go.

So they tried

Just Forget it!

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

What was your best revenge story?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Scientists Solve 50-Year Mystery of Strange Zone Deep Inside Earth - SciTechDaily

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Devil’s Third director says panned Wii U game was innovative for its time - Nintendo Everything

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Still no good